Do You Fun?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you fun?
You: I sooooo do fun!
Stranger: O
Stranger: God bless you
You: and bless u too!
Stranger: and f**k you
You: and f**k you too!
You: :o)
You: Take care!
Stranger: You too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh "It"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what it do?
Stranger: it does everything
You: really now?
You: i hear 'it' is scary
Stranger: it is made of wood and will not harm you.
You: oooh
You: so I can sit on 'it'
Stranger: yes, "it" doesn't have feelings.
You: good, so I can't make 'it' cry
You: haha
Stranger: no
You: fabulous
Stranger: magnifique
You: very
You: 'its' great

I Think I Love You...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey hoe
You: how did u know?
Stranger: Im magical!
You: my last name is ho!
Stranger: :O! thats amaziing
You: I know
You: ur like gifted
You: haha
You: U totally knew I was a ho
Stranger: I was born the gifted child and saints praised me until i threw up in their face.
Stranger: I told ye, im amazing
You: indeed
You: i can't wait to see what u call the next person!
Stranger: Well!
You: i know!
Stranger: i'll probably say hi bob, i have a magical feeling.
Stranger: and they'll say "ASL?"
You: lol
You: or u can say ASL 1st
You: or just call em ho again
You: LOL
Stranger: But thats not my magical ways!
Stranger: I may call them a hoe, I might just call them cassidy, who knows?
You: hahaha
You: David Cassidy
You: he was a ho i hear
You: LOL
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Its Always Joey Who Gets No Love :o(

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *cheaters* is on
Stranger: no, the crow is on
You: cheaters is just as good
You: just as scary
Stranger: no its not
You: tell that to Joey Greco
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gimme Ur Best O-Face!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Helloooooooo :]
You: oooh hello
You: so many o's
Stranger: I wanted to make a good impressioooooooooon ha
You: oh you did lol
You: very o o o!
You: its ur O face
Stranger: HAHA S-O many puns! Anyways, how are you?
You: im OOOOOOk
You: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I kinda walked right into that one
You: u did
You: u walked through the O
You: lol
Stranger: N_ m_re _s _r i'll disc_nnect
Stranger: it's hard to make a sentece without them :(
You: it is
You: don't disconnect
You: i promise i wont O
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha please stop. It's actually driving me insane
Stranger: Im going to want cheerios next
You: LOL!
Stranger: And all I have is cornflakes D:
You: Ok, i mean i concur
Your conversational partner has disconnected.