Oh "It"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what it do?
Stranger: it does everything
You: really now?
You: i hear 'it' is scary
Stranger: it is made of wood and will not harm you.
You: oooh
You: so I can sit on 'it'
Stranger: yes, "it" doesn't have feelings.
You: good, so I can't make 'it' cry
You: haha
Stranger: no
You: fabulous
Stranger: magnifique
You: very
You: 'its' great