The Morning After... I think ;)

Stranger: Deep darkest secret. GO!
You: um.....
You: ive had sex!
You: LOL
Stranger: haha
You: see verrrrrrrrrrrrrry LOL
Stranger: I've had sex!
You: omg!!!
You: i feel dirty ha ha
You: :D
You: lets go clean up now
Stranger: wanna take a shower???
You: wait we didnt just have sex, did we?
Stranger: :p
Stranger: Oh... I thought you knew
You: omg u were so quick!
Stranger: DID I JUST RAPE YOU!!!
You: no, because I am smiling!!!
You: :D