The Morning After... I think ;)

Stranger: Deep darkest secret. GO!
You: um.....
You: ive had sex!
You: LOL
Stranger: haha
You: see verrrrrrrrrrrrrry LOL
Stranger: I've had sex!
You: omg!!!
You: i feel dirty ha ha
You: :D
You: lets go clean up now
Stranger: wanna take a shower???
You: wait we didnt just have sex, did we?
Stranger: :p
Stranger: Oh... I thought you knew
You: omg u were so quick!
Stranger: DID I JUST RAPE YOU!!!
You: no, because I am smiling!!!
You: :D

You're The Breast!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: D:
You: :D
Stranger: stranger danger! D: D:
You: AHHH!
Stranger: :O
You: RED ROVER RED ROVER!
Stranger: BLUE TRUCK BLUE TRUCK!
You: She had a rasssssssberry beret!
You: Lil red corvette!
You: lol
Stranger: the green berets
Stranger: what is a beret?
Stranger: like a clip?
Stranger: hmm
You: a hat
Stranger: woah
Stranger: really?
You: prince must like them, to sing about them
You: yeah
Stranger: i never would have guessed
Stranger: prince was before my time i think
You: its like the hat of the French
Stranger: ohhh yeah!
Stranger: zi french
You: he is before everyone's time
You: Zis and Zat
Stranger: true
You: he's like the 70s
Stranger: vat is dat
You: vat is whack
You: like crack
Stranger: i ono
You: yoko ono?
Stranger: boooooo!
You: BOOOOOO!
Stranger: yoko ono oh no no
You: oh no for Ono
Stranger: lennon was brainwashed :s
You: yeah
You: he was
Stranger: also by shrooms xD
You: paul McCartney almost was too
You: by a fake leg
You: :op
Stranger: D:
Stranger: not the fake leg!
You: NO LEG!
Stranger: chicken leg please?
You: haha more like the Breast!
Stranger: Youve got the breast of my love! o_O
You: You're the Breast!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Do You Fun?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you fun?
You: I sooooo do fun!
Stranger: O
Stranger: God bless you
You: and bless u too!
Stranger: and f**k you
You: and f**k you too!
You: :o)
You: Take care!
Stranger: You too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh "It"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what it do?
Stranger: it does everything
You: really now?
You: i hear 'it' is scary
Stranger: it is made of wood and will not harm you.
You: oooh
You: so I can sit on 'it'
Stranger: yes, "it" doesn't have feelings.
You: good, so I can't make 'it' cry
You: haha
Stranger: no
You: fabulous
Stranger: magnifique
You: very
You: 'its' great

I Think I Love You...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey hoe
You: how did u know?
Stranger: Im magical!
You: my last name is ho!
Stranger: :O! thats amaziing
You: I know
You: ur like gifted
You: haha
You: U totally knew I was a ho
Stranger: I was born the gifted child and saints praised me until i threw up in their face.
Stranger: I told ye, im amazing
You: indeed
You: i can't wait to see what u call the next person!
Stranger: Well!
You: i know!
Stranger: i'll probably say hi bob, i have a magical feeling.
Stranger: and they'll say "ASL?"
You: lol
You: or u can say ASL 1st
You: or just call em ho again
You: LOL
Stranger: But thats not my magical ways!
Stranger: I may call them a hoe, I might just call them cassidy, who knows?
You: hahaha
You: David Cassidy
You: he was a ho i hear
You: LOL
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Its Always Joey Who Gets No Love :o(

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *cheaters* is on
Stranger: no, the crow is on
You: cheaters is just as good
You: just as scary
Stranger: no its not
You: tell that to Joey Greco
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gimme Ur Best O-Face!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Helloooooooo :]
You: oooh hello
You: so many o's
Stranger: I wanted to make a good impressioooooooooon ha
You: oh you did lol
You: very o o o!
You: its ur O face
Stranger: HAHA S-O many puns! Anyways, how are you?
You: im OOOOOOk
You: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I kinda walked right into that one
You: u did
You: u walked through the O
You: lol
Stranger: N_ m_re _s _r i'll disc_nnect
Stranger: it's hard to make a sentece without them :(
You: it is
You: don't disconnect
You: i promise i wont O
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha please stop. It's actually driving me insane
Stranger: Im going to want cheerios next
You: LOL!
Stranger: And all I have is cornflakes D:
You: Ok, i mean i concur
Your conversational partner has disconnected.