Tuesday, May 26, 2009

NY Does Pests


This is a conversation from the authors while watching the wonderful show, New York goes to work. For those who do not know who New York is, she was one of the finalists in the Flavor Flav series, "Flavor of Love". Unable to find love, TBTB @ VH1 decided to give New York her own show in order to find that love... the show titled "I Love New York". However, she was unable to do so for 2 consecutive seasons, and like every woman in America, she was left to find herself. TBTB @ VH1 once again offered her a show, helping the United States see what a gifted actress she really could be, in "New York Goes To Hollywood". It was at this time that the viewing audiences realized they could not be without their beloved New York. Thus bringing us, "New York Goes To Work". For this, the viewers must pick a profession that they would love to see their most favorite participate in. If she can do all the tasks bestowed upon her, from each chosen field, then she shall win a prize of 10,000 US dollars. In this episode, America has decided that New York aka Tiffany Pollard must work as a Pesticide agent. Here the authors of this blog describe the many feelings they have while watching it... Enjoy!

9:06 PM CttySrk4LIFE: the HBIC's getting her ass stung!
CptMrgn88: them bees be rollin deep!
9:08 PM CttySrk4LIFE: I see many nights spent watching her silly ass freak out
9:09 PM CptMrgn88: i can see many a wknd
watchin this marathon
CttySrk4LIFE: yes, this would make a kickass marathon
CptMrgn88: she should work on a stud farm for horses
CttySrk4LIFE: that would be good
CptMrgn88: MOMMY!
CttySrk4LIFE: LOL
9:11 PM that would have been a sad end to the show
New York--dead from bees
CptMrgn88: true
CptMrgn88: snake ass!
CttySrk4LIFE: she's gonna kick that guy's ass
9:12 PM awwww, she's not gonna get the dough
CptMrgn88: "hell naw"
CptMrgn88: "HES LOOKIN AT ME"
CttySrk4LIFE: he's all, hey baby
CttySrk4LIFE: I like that they labeled the bag
CttySrk4LIFE: "SNAKE BAG"
CptMrgn88: i like her more and more
CptMrgn88: and i hated her
CttySrk4LIFE: I still pretty much do
9:14 PM CptMrgn88: throw up scene!
CptMrgn88: fashion mask!
CptMrgn88: does that guy jason have
a rattail???
CttySrk4LIFE: nice
9:15 PM she's gonna look like a bug
CttySrk4LIFE: is it a cat?
CptMrgn88: rat
chihuahua
CttySrk4LIFE: pig farmer!!!
CptMrgn88: pet groomer
that is TOUGH
CttySrk4LIFE: pig farmer pig farmer pig farmer
but pig farms stink like nothing else
and pigs are evil and vile
9:17 PM CptMrgn88: true
hence the movie snatch
CttySrk4LIFE: and she loves to date pigs
like that shitastic whatshisname that just lost I love $$
CptMrgn88: who lost
oh
tailor
9:18 PM CttySrk4LIFE: yeah, that douche
CptMrgn88: racist mcd's comercial!
CptMrgn88: that rat aint that big
CttySrk4LIFE: no plague!
9:21 she's gonna die
CptMrgn88: DO IT DO IT
CttySrk4LIFE: lol, if she doesn't like touching ugly things, how'd she ever tolerate Tailor Made?
9:22 PM "My eyes are not crazy"
CttySrk4LIFE: don't puke in your mask, ewwww
9:23 PM whatta baby
CptMrgn88: i think she did ok
CttySrk4LIFE: I'm thinking it's a no
9:24 PM CptMrgn88: jason guy is sayin no
9:25 PM CptMrgn88: oh god i seen mortician
CttySrk4LIFE: that would rock
CptMrgn88: that needs to be a full hr
CttySrk4LIFE: work isn't cute
CptMrgn88: i think hes gonna do it
CttySrk4LIFE: WTF?!?!?!?
no ways
NO WAYS
CptMrgn88: i was gonna give it to her
CptMrgn88: 2 of 3 aint bad
and there was a live rat
CttySrk4LIFE: it's 66%
CptMrgn88: she woulda been ok if they woulda all been dead
CttySrk4LIFE: FAILS lol
CptMrgn88: 66% thats passing!
it was for me in highschool! LOL
CttySrk4LIFE: not on my scale
CttySrk4LIFE: <-----hardass
CptMrgn88: i give all A's softie<--

Don't All Tigers Tickle?


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JUDO CHOP!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ARGH STARIGHT IN THE FACE
Stranger: STRAIGHT*
You: Oh that must have hurt!!!
Stranger: it did that's gonna bruise you bastard!!
You: hahahahahaha!
You: *bows*
Stranger: I shall have revenge
You: You shall
You: the night is still young...
You: *karate kid kick*
You: FWAAAAAA
Stranger: GOD DAMN YOU
Stranger: stop itttt.....
Stranger: :'(
You: aww
You: i'm sorry
You: you must learn these moves young grasshopper
Stranger: *vibrating palm attack* YEAAAAH
You: TIGER CLAW!!!
Stranger: hahahaaaaaa
Stranger: it tickles
You: Don't all tigers tickle?
You: Meooooooow RAWRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: scary tiger!!
You: Crouching Tiger... he ate the hidden Dragon...
Stranger: Oh dear, he accidentaly the whole dragon!!!!
You: It was Tigerrific
Stranger: XD
You: The Dragon dared to tickle the Tiger
You: So he ate him...
You: Because only Tigers tickle...
Stranger: true dat!!! *snaps fingers*
You: *snaps back*
You: WORD!

Monday, May 25, 2009

It Always Leads Back 2 Uranus...


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greeting earthling
You: many greetings
You: what planet are u from?
Stranger: idk you pick
Stranger: i was gonna say uranus but that's too cliche
You: hmm...
You: Mars is cliche too
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: people suck with planets
You: I will say Pluto
Stranger: it's always those two
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i'm from a non-planet
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: haha
You: ok fine
You: Neptune
Stranger: haha i don't care if you said pluto i'm just messing around
You: ok
You: then back to pluto
You: or u can be B-planet
You: Bi*
You: ur a nuto
You: ur dad is from Neptune and ur ma is from Pluto
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: planet reproduction ftw
You: lol
Stranger: i can see it now
Stranger: nuto's first day of school
You: LOL
You: Oh nuto...
You: you are sooooo smart
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if i'm nuto what's that make you
You: im an earthling
You: so I'm just... me
You: hahaha
You: nuto and the nutso
Stranger: the nutso
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: you've been committed?
Stranger: oh noes!
Stranger: hahaha
You: no... but bein from earth
You: i may to u
You: hahaha
Stranger: meh
Stranger: nuto's pretty chill with earthling
Stranger: hence the "greeting earthling"
You: ahh ok
Stranger: if you were from somewhere else, i'd be like @#$(*^WE*ORGAIRG BITCH!
You: lol
You: true
You: if i was from Venus, i'd be ur enemy
You: haha
Stranger: true
Stranger: oh those damn venusians
Stranger: stole my little space doggy when i was just a wee planetary offspring
You: damn them!
You: with there hotness, just cuz they are from Venus
You: u need to call ur cousin from Jupiter
You: get it back
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: he and i had a falling out, idk if you knew or not
You: no, really?
Stranger: we disagreed over david bowie
You: aww thats sad
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we're not really on speaking terms
You: :'(
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: time heals all things i guess
You: it does
You: you can have a universe intervention
You: talk about ur intercelestial feelings
Stranger: who would lead it though?
You: idk, Oprah?
You: she could tooootally lead it
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: oprah's pretty powerful, but i'm not sure she's THAT powerful
You: hmm this is true
You: You may need the people of Jupiter to do this
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i'm not cool with jupiter right now
Stranger: remember?
You: I know... but its a start
You: or better yet...
Stranger: i think what we'll need is yoda
You: maybe someone from Saturn
Stranger: that might be possible
Stranger: although that's right next door to you-know-where
You: or if all else fails
Stranger: they could be secret allies
You: u can always look to Uranus...
You: ha ha ha :-p
Stranger: man, uranus is full of shit
Stranger: :O
Stranger: haha
You: ha ha ha
You: this is true
You: usually is, but it is a last resort
You: hahhaaha
Stranger: haha true
Stranger: well played
You: indeed

"I'm alllll for equal rights"


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay?
You: yay
You: i'm allllll for equal rights
You: MILK!
You: RUPAUL!!!
Stranger: yep
Stranger: from?
You: US!
Stranger: i am looking for sex
You: awww I'm sorry
You: sex online is empty :o(
Stranger: whats you?
Stranger: show me a picture
You: I hope you find it... it can be a 'Hard' thing to come by ;o)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Happy Memorial Day!!!


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whoa whoa whoa
You: omg omg omg
Stranger: u heard it too?
You: yeah
You: it was realllllllly loud!
Stranger: damn i know
Stranger: gotta hit the bunker
You: I know...
You: *hits bunker*
You: now what?
Stranger: i dunno think happy thoughts
Stranger: its all we've got
You: *thinks happy thoughts*
Stranger: hahaha
You: ahhh, I am happy :o)
Stranger: think we mader thru
You: phew!
Stranger: i hear ya
Stranger: such a relief
You: I know
You: I couldn't do it w/o you
Stranger: i know me too
Stranger: thanks for having my back
You: anytime
You: Happy Memorial Day!
You: I will remember this always! ;o)
Stranger: its special
You: In Memorium :-p

Manilow Causes Such A Stir!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am dandy
Stranger: Like candy?
Stranger: As long as it isn't sandy.
You: dude
You: sandy is my mom
You: :-p
Stranger: I know. I love licking that bit-o candy.
You: makes u randy
You: then u want to play a game of bandy
You: with ur friend andy
Stranger: Only after I finish my brandy.
You: and listen to manilow's song
You: mandy
You: Oh mandyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: *sings*
Stranger: ...Why are you singing about my mother?
Stranger: Who would joke about such a thing!?
Stranger: You'ew horrible, horrible man!
You: Hey, you were talkin bout my mom
You: Sandy!
You: That's it I'm callin on Ms. Tandy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Sparkle?!




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sparkle?!
You: *sparkles*
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im looking for someone
You: who sparkles?
Stranger: According to Stephanie Meyer vampires do
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: gtg bye!
You: "wait a minute, let me finish..."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.