Manilow Causes Such A Stir!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am dandy
Stranger: Like candy?
Stranger: As long as it isn't sandy.
You: dude
You: sandy is my mom
You: :-p
Stranger: I know. I love licking that bit-o candy.
You: makes u randy
You: then u want to play a game of bandy
You: with ur friend andy
Stranger: Only after I finish my brandy.
You: and listen to manilow's song
You: mandy
You: Oh mandyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: *sings*
Stranger: ...Why are you singing about my mother?
Stranger: Who would joke about such a thing!?
Stranger: You'ew horrible, horrible man!
You: Hey, you were talkin bout my mom
You: Sandy!
You: That's it I'm callin on Ms. Tandy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.