Pope Jokes Never Get Old

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi htere person
Stranger: there
You: hi there yourself! :)
You: by the way, I am not the pope
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thank f*** for that
You: lol, that's exactly how I feel
You: so who are you not?
Stranger: i am not the pope either
You: good to know!
You: never know when he's gonna show up and ruin things
Stranger: i know
Stranger: hes such a pretentious bastard too
You: yeah he is
You: with that stupid hat and the popemobile
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: lol
You: "lookit me, I'm the pope"
Stranger: lol
You: so my dog thinks theres something under the couch
You: he's pissed that I won't move the couch to find out what it is
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do it it might be good
You: it's probably the pope
Stranger: hehehhe
Stranger: could possibly be
You: it was....
You: a piece of paper!
You: yay!
Stranger: woahahwoia!
You: so glad the dog let me know
You: now I can die happy
Stranger: aye
Stranger: give him a biscuit
You: lol, should
You: this is the kind of thing I should encourage
Stranger: yeha, reward him
You: I'll reward him with what was under the couch
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: his poo will be white
You: lol
You: and full of mitres
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: ew
You: ha, my boyfriend just made a pizza
You: now the couch is no longer interesting
You: thank dog
Stranger: cool
You: good luck keeping the dog out of your pizza, sucker
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: dog eating pizza lol
You: he will, too
You: specially if it's got poperroni on it
Stranger: he will get fat lol
You: true
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