The Pullout Method Never Works...

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Stranger: just the tip?
Stranger: please
You: idk
You: what if we get caught!?
Stranger: we wont
Stranger: it will be awesome
Stranger: i swear
You: idk, you might not respect me later
Stranger: but i will, it will just make me respect you more
Stranger: i promise
You: idk, my mother is in the next room
Stranger: oh its ok, ill be quiet
Stranger: like i said just the tip
Stranger: just to see how it feels
You: well how big is the tip?
Stranger: its nothing, you wont even notice im there
You: idk...
Stranger: cmon
You: awww geeee
You: but Jesus is watching us!
Stranger: I DONT CARE HE CAN JOIN< JUST THE TIP!!!
You: hmm... idk
You: how fast will you be?
Stranger: so fast
You: you promise not to go in all the way
Stranger: i already did it and you didnt know
You: ?
Stranger: i went all they way
Stranger: and stayed
Stranger: and im all up there
Stranger: but the kids not mine
Stranger: i swear
Stranger: i pulled out....
You: wow...
You: Pull out method never works!
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: it always works
You: I'm gonna get on Maury's show
Stranger: damn niggah you get a free flight
You: We'll see then!
You: You be payin soon!
Stranger: shiiii
Stranger: aint my kid
You: oh yes it is!
Stranger: he dont look like me
You: you know u was the only one there
Stranger: he look like my niggah antwon
You: Jesus watched you, remember?
You: HE JOINED IN!
Stranger: shii bitch, you be fucken all them niggahs
Stranger: kids his
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: too white to be mine
You: Don't you be talkin bout Jesus!
Stranger: i aint
Stranger: ask him
Stranger: he was there
Stranger: he knows
You: He aint talkin to me now
Stranger: jesus my boi
Stranger: cuz you a crazy bitch after his child support
You: Im gon' talk to his mama
Stranger: ooohh
Stranger: she gonna woop dey ass
You: and then i'm gonna talk to yo mama!
Stranger: WHAAAA
Stranger: NAH NIGGAH
Stranger: you cant do that
You: and then all us mama's is gonna UNITE!
Stranger: my mama gonna hit eme
You: Whoop all y'all asses!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: man, you playin
Stranger: why you gotta be like that
You: uhuh, u be the one trippi
You: n
Stranger: man, i was just shootin some b ball and you all come up when me and my homies chillen out maxin
Stranger: relaxin all cool
You: aint that from Ice Cube?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not
You: yeah yea
Stranger: fresh prince
Stranger: fail
You: whatev!
You: U aint no Jazzy Jeff
Stranger: i know, jazzy jeff was blin
Stranger: d
Stranger: and my family died that way, so thanks alot
You: Sorry, but u stuck the tip in
You: and i didnt say so
You: so thats, RAPE
Stranger: you so wanted it
You: AHHHHHH
Stranger: you liek raep
Stranger: i saw it in your eyes
Stranger: you kept saying no but they said DEEPER
You: Oh snap
You: when u was sleepin
You: i raped u tho
Stranger: really?!
You: yeah...
Stranger: that makes me love you
You: thats why u couldnt walk in the AM
Stranger: ooohhhhh
Stranger: shit
Stranger: that was good
You: Oh yeah...
You: it was all up in ya
Stranger: wait
Stranger: WHA
You: u was like, omg im back in jail!
Stranger: nooooo
You: BooBoo dont do that!
You: that was u
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i love you<3