You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well, i never
Stranger: never what
You: never saw such a mess!
You: what in the world happened in here?
Stranger: now you see
You: yes, I do
You: I see all of the peanut butter, wasted
Stranger: haha
You: oh, laugh it up
You: but you'll be sorry when lunch time comes
Stranger: lunch time is so far away
Stranger: tell me your darkest secret
You: so far away...from me
You: im, ok
You: let me think
Stranger: the DARKEST one
You: as in the one I least want to share or the creepiest one?
You: there's a difference
Stranger: creepiest one of course
You: ok
You: that's probably easier
You: I used to chew my own toenails as a kid
Stranger: then how old are you
You: your turn!
You: 25
Stranger: yeah i'm 22 and i chew my toenails like you
You: still?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: lol
You: I commend your flexibility!
You: I only stopped because I can no longer reach
Stranger: just kidding
You: well, that's not a very nice thing to kid about
Stranger: sorry
You: I'll forgive you
You: ...this time
Stranger: you are a nice person
You: some days
Stranger: wish you all the good luck
You: but I get mean if I don't get my daily alotment of peanut butter
Stranger: better than never
You: yeah, you'd better run!
Stranger: earthquake outside
Stranger: i've got nowhere to run
You: good reason to run
You: in place
You: makes the earthquakes stop
You: the TV told me so
Stranger: oh i need my pants to become superman
You: ha ha ha that is funny
Stranger: but i forgot it in my room
You: superman doesn't wear pants
Stranger: he does
You: no he doesn't
You: clark kent does
Stranger: he wears pants out of his trousers
You: that is how you tell him apart
Stranger: well you win this round
You: thank you for your gracious consession!
You: but I have to go to the store and buy some more peanut butter
Stranger: actually my english is not very good
Stranger: ok then
You: since some people seem to think it grows on trees
You: ok, bye!
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.
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