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Stranger: greeting earthling
You: many greetings
You: what planet are u from?
Stranger: idk you pick
Stranger: i was gonna say uranus but that's too cliche
You: hmm...
You: Mars is cliche too
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: people suck with planets
You: I will say Pluto
Stranger: it's always those two
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i'm from a non-planet
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: haha
You: ok fine
You: Neptune
Stranger: haha i don't care if you said pluto i'm just messing around
You: ok
You: then back to pluto
You: or u can be B-planet
You: Bi*
You: ur a nuto
You: ur dad is from Neptune and ur ma is from Pluto
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: planet reproduction ftw
You: lol
Stranger: i can see it now
Stranger: nuto's first day of school
You: LOL
You: Oh nuto...
You: you are sooooo smart
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if i'm nuto what's that make you
You: im an earthling
You: so I'm just... me
You: hahaha
You: nuto and the nutso
Stranger: the nutso
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: you've been committed?
Stranger: oh noes!
Stranger: hahaha
You: no... but bein from earth
You: i may to u
You: hahaha
Stranger: meh
Stranger: nuto's pretty chill with earthling
Stranger: hence the "greeting earthling"
You: ahh ok
Stranger: if you were from somewhere else, i'd be like @#$(*^WE*ORGAIRG BITCH!
You: lol
You: true
You: if i was from Venus, i'd be ur enemy
You: haha
Stranger: true
Stranger: oh those damn venusians
Stranger: stole my little space doggy when i was just a wee planetary offspring
You: damn them!
You: with there hotness, just cuz they are from Venus
You: u need to call ur cousin from Jupiter
You: get it back
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: he and i had a falling out, idk if you knew or not
You: no, really?
Stranger: we disagreed over david bowie
You: aww thats sad
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we're not really on speaking terms
You: :'(
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: time heals all things i guess
You: it does
You: you can have a universe intervention
You: talk about ur intercelestial feelings
Stranger: who would lead it though?
You: idk, Oprah?
You: she could tooootally lead it
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: oprah's pretty powerful, but i'm not sure she's THAT powerful
You: hmm this is true
You: You may need the people of Jupiter to do this
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i'm not cool with jupiter right now
Stranger: remember?
You: I know... but its a start
You: or better yet...
Stranger: i think what we'll need is yoda
You: maybe someone from Saturn
Stranger: that might be possible
Stranger: although that's right next door to you-know-where
You: or if all else fails
Stranger: they could be secret allies
You: u can always look to Uranus...
You: ha ha ha :-p
Stranger: man, uranus is full of shit
Stranger: :O
Stranger: haha
You: ha ha ha
You: this is true
You: usually is, but it is a last resort
You: hahhaaha
Stranger: haha true
Stranger: well played
You: indeed
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greeting earthling
You: many greetings
You: what planet are u from?
Stranger: idk you pick
Stranger: i was gonna say uranus but that's too cliche
You: hmm...
You: Mars is cliche too
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: people suck with planets
You: I will say Pluto
Stranger: it's always those two
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i'm from a non-planet
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: haha
You: ok fine
You: Neptune
Stranger: haha i don't care if you said pluto i'm just messing around
You: ok
You: then back to pluto
You: or u can be B-planet
You: Bi*
You: ur a nuto
You: ur dad is from Neptune and ur ma is from Pluto
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: planet reproduction ftw
You: lol
Stranger: i can see it now
Stranger: nuto's first day of school
You: LOL
You: Oh nuto...
You: you are sooooo smart
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if i'm nuto what's that make you
You: im an earthling
You: so I'm just... me
You: hahaha
You: nuto and the nutso
Stranger: the nutso
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: you've been committed?
Stranger: oh noes!
Stranger: hahaha
You: no... but bein from earth
You: i may to u
You: hahaha
Stranger: meh
Stranger: nuto's pretty chill with earthling
Stranger: hence the "greeting earthling"
You: ahh ok
Stranger: if you were from somewhere else, i'd be like @#$(*^WE*ORGAIRG BITCH!
You: lol
You: true
You: if i was from Venus, i'd be ur enemy
You: haha
Stranger: true
Stranger: oh those damn venusians
Stranger: stole my little space doggy when i was just a wee planetary offspring
You: damn them!
You: with there hotness, just cuz they are from Venus
You: u need to call ur cousin from Jupiter
You: get it back
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: he and i had a falling out, idk if you knew or not
You: no, really?
Stranger: we disagreed over david bowie
You: aww thats sad
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we're not really on speaking terms
You: :'(
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: time heals all things i guess
You: it does
You: you can have a universe intervention
You: talk about ur intercelestial feelings
Stranger: who would lead it though?
You: idk, Oprah?
You: she could tooootally lead it
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: oprah's pretty powerful, but i'm not sure she's THAT powerful
You: hmm this is true
You: You may need the people of Jupiter to do this
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i'm not cool with jupiter right now
Stranger: remember?
You: I know... but its a start
You: or better yet...
Stranger: i think what we'll need is yoda
You: maybe someone from Saturn
Stranger: that might be possible
Stranger: although that's right next door to you-know-where
You: or if all else fails
Stranger: they could be secret allies
You: u can always look to Uranus...
You: ha ha ha :-p
Stranger: man, uranus is full of shit
Stranger: :O
Stranger: haha
You: ha ha ha
You: this is true
You: usually is, but it is a last resort
You: hahhaaha
Stranger: haha true
Stranger: well played
You: indeed
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