"I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero He's our powers magnified And he's fighting on the planet's side Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero Gonna help him put asunder Bad guys who like to loot and plunder "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!" We're the Planeteers You can be one too 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do! Looting and polluting is not the way Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
Stranger: "The Power is Yours!"
You: Ahh!!!
Stranger: WOW!
You: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Stranger: STRANGER!
You: DANGER!
Stranger: EARTH!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FIRE!
Stranger: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!
Stranger: when the powers unite!
Stranger: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
You: AHHH!
You: Then what am I?
Stranger: Why, nature loving young sapling, you'll have much to learn about protecting the enviroment
Stranger: Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She gives five special rings to five special young people. From Africa, Kwame with the power of earth. From the North America, Wheeler with the power of fire. From the Soviet Union, Linka with the power of wind. From Asia, Gi with the power of water and from South America, Ma-Ti with the power of heart. With the five powers combined they summon earth's greatest champion - CAPTAIN PLANET!
Stranger: Come on BJ, let’s blow this Stalagmite stand. !
You: ok!
Stranger: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti: Go, Planet!
You: Go, Planet, Go!
Stranger: You made your planet a wasteland Zarm. Now go live there!
You: Ok!
Stranger: Next time, Planeteers, go solar. No kaboom.
You: No kaboom it is!
Stranger: I never knew what a hard job I have. Ow, my back.
Stranger: May I have your attention please... There is a rat in your mists who has been spreading lies
You: Really?
You: who?
Stranger: Face it you, your evil plans are on the rocks.
You: DRAT!
Stranger: Hopalong Planet will not take this lying down.

You: Oh well :(
Stranger: And so are you, Planeteer. Thanks for *your* help.
You: You are welcome!
You: THANK YOU CAPTAIN PLANET!
Stranger: Ah, Verminous Skumm. I knew something smelled bad. Better air this place out.
Stranger: You're out of sight in my sights!
You: How?
Stranger: Dr. Blight again? Even mad scientists call her crazy.
Stranger: Nothing's gonna change unless you do.
You: You are correct
Stranger: Well, call me Captain Combustion, a spontaneous kinda guy.
Stranger: "I am not a conqueror, I am a Planeteer!"!
You: YOU ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!!!
Stranger: Well, gotta save the earth, but remember, The Power is YOURS~!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.