Friday, May 22, 2009

GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DISCONNECTED
You: *click*
Stranger: what are you clicking?
You: u said disconnected
Stranger: DID YOU VOTE FOR RON PAUL
Stranger: DID YOU?
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE OYU?
You: usually that involves a click
You: no...
Stranger: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
You: I refrained from voting
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME?
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR SEX?
You: STOP IT ACORN!!!
Stranger: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT CORN
Stranger: I LOVE CORN
You: ACORN!
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: ESPECIALLY WHEN I POOP IT OUT
Stranger: IT COMES CLUNKY
You: as Nacho says
You: GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!
You: *Slaps away*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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