Are You... That Blond... On The Street?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo
Stranger: are you...
Stranger: you know...
You: ...?
You: am i???
Stranger: that person i saw yesterday..
Stranger: ahh wait
You: maybe...
Stranger: let me remember
You: ok...
Stranger: you knwo on the street
Stranger: walking down
You: ohhhh
Stranger: long blond hair
You: i was walking up...
You: nope
Stranger: nice bpdy
Stranger: body*
You: hmm, no
Stranger: remember!?
You: im not blond
Stranger: No talkign about if you remember to saw her
You: no
Stranger: oh ok cool cause i havent saw her too so were safe
Stranger: what about you!? Still in front of your comp like me
You: why?
Stranger: Cause she's abducting ppl to have sexual relation with her and her dog...
Stranger: so try to advoid her
You: ok
You: i will
You: im not into dogs
Stranger: in not nether that why i advise you
Stranger: Still there!?
You: yes
Stranger: Ok cool... though i was alone again
Stranger: hate
Stranger: that
Stranger: when ppl
You: k
Stranger: leave
Stranger: i
Stranger: cry
You: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: in my batroom alone after
You: awwww
You: im sorry
You: u need a hug
You: from the blond
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: walking down the street
Stranger: please
Stranger: dont call her
You: i will
Stranger: ill give you everything
You: right NOW!
Stranger: event my viginity
You: because guess what
You: IM HER!!!!!
Stranger: NOooooo waaa
Stranger: Please
Stranger: ill do it with a squirell but please
Stranger: let your dog out
You: OK
You: I will spare u this time
Stranger: ouff
Stranger: *kiss*
You: ok
You: but next time
You: UR IT!!!
Stranger: =\ look i thing im in the WC
Stranger: go see if im there ok
Stranger: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.