Spelling Required When Going To Texas...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: we have to go
Stranger: now
You: ok
You: where?
Stranger: texas
You: why?
Stranger: baby jesis is having a bondfire
Stranger: *jesus
You: really?
You: thats lots of money
Stranger: no
You: to fire up those bonds
Stranger: no money
You: of course
You: cuz he is burnin it
You: hence bond-fire
Stranger: no thats stupid...
You: u said it
Stranger: no
Stranger: i said bonfire
You: Stranger: baby jesis is having a bondfire
Stranger: im "you
Stranger: your stranger
You: yeah but it types out stranger
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: and u are looking at you
Stranger: your lying
You: and you can't spell
Stranger: acutally i can
You: ahem
You: acutally?
You: actually...
Stranger: ahem is not a word
Stranger: soooo
You: no, its an action
Stranger: your a queer
Stranger: go home
You: dont get hot
Stranger: your not coming to texas
You: ha
You: i live there
Stranger: lies
You: therefore u are right
You: I am not going to Texas...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.