How Much to Ship a Squirrel?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: well, I don't know
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so how DO you get a squirrel out of a tree?
Stranger: dont know
You: me either
Stranger: why do you want to do so?
You: and no one will tell me
You: damn thing has been teasing me all day
You: I wanna kick his butt
Stranger: you are crazy
You: perhaps
Stranger: how can a squirrel tease you
Stranger: ?
You: he keeps showing me his nuts
Stranger: so try to be happy in his happiness then
You: but I know he's just doing it to make me jealous
You: I can see it in his beady little eyes
Stranger: after all tree is its natural habitat why do you want to disturb it
Stranger: its nothing
You: disturb? I want to murder it
Stranger: you are really mad
You: I am furious
Stranger: just making an issue out of nothing
You: I'll send him your way, see how you like it
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: well where are you from?
You: I will
You: US
You: and you?
Stranger: india
You: Ah, I'll have to buy him a plane ticket...
Stranger: yeah
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