You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, yourself
Stranger: wus up with ya today
You: so damned bored I could cry
You: and you?
Stranger: me 2
You: nice
Stranger: im gunna go live on mars
You: saweet
Stranger: where u from
You: I met someone from mars once
Stranger: was they nice
You: kind of wimpy, really
You: terrified of everything
Stranger: i dont like wimpy, mc d's is better
You: I'm a hardees fan meself
Stranger: im going to take over mars
Stranger: wanna join me
You: sure
You: us and what army?
You: we can totally take those little sissies
Stranger: we will have the power, they are to wimpy
You: true, true
You: and also they smell like cheese
Stranger: and lumpy milk
You: ah, so you've met them too?
Stranger: yes once
You: nasty little things
Stranger: no bigger than a irish pixie
You: with their dolls and tonka trucks and diapers
You: repulsive
Stranger: your from america i take it
You: I am, as a matter of fact
Stranger: kewl beans
You: eh, it's a living
Stranger: i dont like eating beans
You: I kind of love beans
You: except garbanzo beans
Stranger: i hate baked beans
You: baked are not so great
You: refried are wonderful
You: and so is bean salad
You: human bean salad
Stranger: i like chocolate tho
You: chocolate is good
Stranger: we should take chocolate to mars
You: yes
You: WAIT!
Stranger: but not beans, they are banned
You: do you realize that chocolate is made from beans?
You: this may put a damper on our plans
Stranger: coco beans, i will give them a thumbs up
Stranger: and coffee beans
You: yes, and jelly beans
Stranger: huumm and jelly babies
You: hmmmm, not familiar
Stranger: ben and jerrys ice cream;)
Stranger: im hungry now
You: that martian tried to tell me it was a baby
You: I didn't buy it though
You: dirty little liar
Stranger: they are liars
You: I'm a fan of Hagen Daas myself
Stranger: its the best power
You: true, true
Stranger: they never bath u know
You: and thus the overwhelming stench
Stranger: can smell them from 2 miles
You: easily
You: and see the stink lines on the horizon
Stranger: im going to kill them off with shampoo
You: please do!
You: a shampoo gun
Stranger: and shower gel
Stranger: shower gel bombs
You: soap grenades
Stranger: its a plan
You: and a darn good one
Stranger: aye
You: I'm hungry too
Stranger: i may get myself a drink of ginger bear
You: mmmmm, love the stuff
Stranger: ice cold to
You: I like mine room temperature
You: my teeth are sensitive to cold :(
You: so I drink most things room temp
Stranger: mine are but they get used to it
Stranger: i think mine are getting worse thou
Stranger: bad times
You: I have lots of dreams where my teeth fall out
Stranger: lol nah i dont have that
You: that's good
You: they are not pleasant dreams
Stranger: speaking of stinky people, i need to go bath its 10.30pm here
You: ah, go then
You: and prepare for the invasion
Stranger: bi bi
You: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi, yourself
Stranger: wus up with ya today
You: so damned bored I could cry
You: and you?
Stranger: me 2
You: nice
Stranger: im gunna go live on mars
You: saweet
Stranger: where u from
You: I met someone from mars once
Stranger: was they nice
You: kind of wimpy, really
You: terrified of everything
Stranger: i dont like wimpy, mc d's is better
You: I'm a hardees fan meself
Stranger: im going to take over mars
Stranger: wanna join me
You: sure
You: us and what army?
You: we can totally take those little sissies
Stranger: we will have the power, they are to wimpy
You: true, true
You: and also they smell like cheese
Stranger: and lumpy milk
You: ah, so you've met them too?
Stranger: yes once
You: nasty little things
Stranger: no bigger than a irish pixie
You: with their dolls and tonka trucks and diapers
You: repulsive
Stranger: your from america i take it
You: I am, as a matter of fact
Stranger: kewl beans
You: eh, it's a living
Stranger: i dont like eating beans
You: I kind of love beans
You: except garbanzo beans
Stranger: i hate baked beans
You: baked are not so great
You: refried are wonderful
You: and so is bean salad
You: human bean salad
Stranger: i like chocolate tho
You: chocolate is good
Stranger: we should take chocolate to mars
You: yes
You: WAIT!
Stranger: but not beans, they are banned
You: do you realize that chocolate is made from beans?
You: this may put a damper on our plans
Stranger: coco beans, i will give them a thumbs up
Stranger: and coffee beans
You: yes, and jelly beans
Stranger: huumm and jelly babies
You: hmmmm, not familiar
Stranger: ben and jerrys ice cream;)
Stranger: im hungry now
You: that martian tried to tell me it was a baby
You: I didn't buy it though
You: dirty little liar
Stranger: they are liars
You: I'm a fan of Hagen Daas myself
Stranger: its the best power
You: true, true
Stranger: they never bath u know
You: and thus the overwhelming stench
Stranger: can smell them from 2 miles
You: easily
You: and see the stink lines on the horizon
Stranger: im going to kill them off with shampoo
You: please do!
You: a shampoo gun
Stranger: and shower gel
Stranger: shower gel bombs
You: soap grenades
Stranger: its a plan
You: and a darn good one
Stranger: aye
You: I'm hungry too
Stranger: i may get myself a drink of ginger bear
You: mmmmm, love the stuff
Stranger: ice cold to
You: I like mine room temperature
You: my teeth are sensitive to cold :(
You: so I drink most things room temp
Stranger: mine are but they get used to it
Stranger: i think mine are getting worse thou
Stranger: bad times
You: I have lots of dreams where my teeth fall out
Stranger: lol nah i dont have that
You: that's good
You: they are not pleasant dreams
Stranger: speaking of stinky people, i need to go bath its 10.30pm here
You: ah, go then
You: and prepare for the invasion
Stranger: bi bi
You: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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