But I Wanted to be Bella's Dad....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hello
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
You: you're not a jerk, are you?
Stranger: IM NOT A JERK
You: I just wanted to make sure
You: US
You: where are you from
Stranger: US WHAT
You: Wisconsin
Stranger: OH THATS COOL
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE THE PACKERS
You: not at all
Stranger: THEY SUCK
You: I agree completely
Stranger: OK WERE ON THE SMAE PAGE
You: good to know :)
Stranger: SO WHY ARE YOU HERE
Stranger: MEET GUYS
Stranger: MEET GIRLS
Stranger: CYBER
You: to waste time
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL
You: last time I checked I was
Stranger: OH THATS GREAT!
Stranger: WE CAN CYBER
Stranger: I MEAN WE COULD CYBER IF YOU WERE A GUY TOO
Stranger: SO I DONT REALLY CARE EITHER WAY
You: I was just about to call you a jerk, but that's very nice that you're equal opportunity
Stranger: www.foark-n-spewn.blogspot.com
Stranger: THAT'S A POPULAR CHILDREN'S CARTOON IN CYPRESS
Stranger: IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF VIRUS
You: good to know
Stranger: YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE IT'S A BLOGSPOT
Stranger: BUT I MEAN
Stranger: WE CAN CYBER
You: not while I'm at the library, we can't
Stranger: WE COULD DO LITERARY-CYBER
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE JANE AUSTEN?
You: ok, I like where this is going
Stranger: SHE SUCKS BALLS
Stranger: I LIKE TWILIGHT
You: LOL
Stranger: YOU CAN BE EDWARD
You: then i get to sparkle!
Stranger: AND I CAN BELLA'S DAD
You: saweet
Stranger: SO WHEN DOES THE CYBER COMMENCE
Stranger: I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE
You: I'm not familiar with the Twillight story, so I don't know
Stranger: NEITHER AM I
You: see, you are a jerk
Stranger: I READ THE WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS OF THE MOVIE
You: COCKS!
Stranger: dude
You: what
Stranger: please
You: what
Stranger: SO WHEN YOU CYBER DO YOU PLEASURE BEFORE OR AFTER
Stranger: ADDITIONALLY
You: COCKS!
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO BUY ICE
Stranger: GOOD BYE
Stranger: CHECK THE SITE
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