Tuesday, May 26, 2009

NY Does Pests


This is a conversation from the authors while watching the wonderful show, New York goes to work. For those who do not know who New York is, she was one of the finalists in the Flavor Flav series, "Flavor of Love". Unable to find love, TBTB @ VH1 decided to give New York her own show in order to find that love... the show titled "I Love New York". However, she was unable to do so for 2 consecutive seasons, and like every woman in America, she was left to find herself. TBTB @ VH1 once again offered her a show, helping the United States see what a gifted actress she really could be, in "New York Goes To Hollywood". It was at this time that the viewing audiences realized they could not be without their beloved New York. Thus bringing us, "New York Goes To Work". For this, the viewers must pick a profession that they would love to see their most favorite participate in. If she can do all the tasks bestowed upon her, from each chosen field, then she shall win a prize of 10,000 US dollars. In this episode, America has decided that New York aka Tiffany Pollard must work as a Pesticide agent. Here the authors of this blog describe the many feelings they have while watching it... Enjoy!

9:06 PM CttySrk4LIFE: the HBIC's getting her ass stung!
CptMrgn88: them bees be rollin deep!
9:08 PM CttySrk4LIFE: I see many nights spent watching her silly ass freak out
9:09 PM CptMrgn88: i can see many a wknd
watchin this marathon
CttySrk4LIFE: yes, this would make a kickass marathon
CptMrgn88: she should work on a stud farm for horses
CttySrk4LIFE: that would be good
CptMrgn88: MOMMY!
CttySrk4LIFE: LOL
9:11 PM that would have been a sad end to the show
New York--dead from bees
CptMrgn88: true
CptMrgn88: snake ass!
CttySrk4LIFE: she's gonna kick that guy's ass
9:12 PM awwww, she's not gonna get the dough
CptMrgn88: "hell naw"
CptMrgn88: "HES LOOKIN AT ME"
CttySrk4LIFE: he's all, hey baby
CttySrk4LIFE: I like that they labeled the bag
CttySrk4LIFE: "SNAKE BAG"
CptMrgn88: i like her more and more
CptMrgn88: and i hated her
CttySrk4LIFE: I still pretty much do
9:14 PM CptMrgn88: throw up scene!
CptMrgn88: fashion mask!
CptMrgn88: does that guy jason have
a rattail???
CttySrk4LIFE: nice
9:15 PM she's gonna look like a bug
CttySrk4LIFE: is it a cat?
CptMrgn88: rat
chihuahua
CttySrk4LIFE: pig farmer!!!
CptMrgn88: pet groomer
that is TOUGH
CttySrk4LIFE: pig farmer pig farmer pig farmer
but pig farms stink like nothing else
and pigs are evil and vile
9:17 PM CptMrgn88: true
hence the movie snatch
CttySrk4LIFE: and she loves to date pigs
like that shitastic whatshisname that just lost I love $$
CptMrgn88: who lost
oh
tailor
9:18 PM CttySrk4LIFE: yeah, that douche
CptMrgn88: racist mcd's comercial!
CptMrgn88: that rat aint that big
CttySrk4LIFE: no plague!
9:21 she's gonna die
CptMrgn88: DO IT DO IT
CttySrk4LIFE: lol, if she doesn't like touching ugly things, how'd she ever tolerate Tailor Made?
9:22 PM "My eyes are not crazy"
CttySrk4LIFE: don't puke in your mask, ewwww
9:23 PM whatta baby
CptMrgn88: i think she did ok
CttySrk4LIFE: I'm thinking it's a no
9:24 PM CptMrgn88: jason guy is sayin no
9:25 PM CptMrgn88: oh god i seen mortician
CttySrk4LIFE: that would rock
CptMrgn88: that needs to be a full hr
CttySrk4LIFE: work isn't cute
CptMrgn88: i think hes gonna do it
CttySrk4LIFE: WTF?!?!?!?
no ways
NO WAYS
CptMrgn88: i was gonna give it to her
CptMrgn88: 2 of 3 aint bad
and there was a live rat
CttySrk4LIFE: it's 66%
CptMrgn88: she woulda been ok if they woulda all been dead
CttySrk4LIFE: FAILS lol
CptMrgn88: 66% thats passing!
it was for me in highschool! LOL
CttySrk4LIFE: not on my scale
CttySrk4LIFE: <-----hardass
CptMrgn88: i give all A's softie<--

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