The Law According To Ew...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ew.
You: ewwwww
You: thats bad
Stranger: ew
Stranger: i thought so too
You: yeah
You: just gross
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: wtf?
You: i cant believe they still do that
Stranger: EXACTLY
Stranger: disgusting
You: I mean... ew
Stranger: thats just terrible
You: I agree
You: that should be banned
You: and be illegal in all 50 states
Stranger: we should make a law
You: Yeah
You: What would it be called?
Stranger: then...the world wouldnt be...gross
Stranger: just ew
You: The Law according to Ew
Stranger: Ew Twins*
You: Double Ew
Stranger: Ew squared
You: Ew Cubed
Stranger: there's a third?
You: You never know
You: Haha Ew
Stranger: wow
Stranger: creeper
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah
You: I agree
You: Creepy ew
Stranger: creeper ew status
Stranger: fer sure
You: Yeah
You: I feel bad for female sheep though
Stranger: Why?
You: Because they're so Ewe... ha ha ha
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