Tuesday, May 12, 2009

God vs. The Devil... (Here We Go Again...)



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am god
You: praise the lord
Stranger: thou art worthy to prase me
You: *bows*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you have made the lord very pleased
You: that pleases me much
Stranger: do you go to church my child?
You: I do
Stranger: only on sundays or every day?
You: Sundays, but then I pray at home...
Stranger: my child sunday is the day of rest
You: I rest... @ Church
Stranger: thou shalt not rest at church thou shalt pray
You: When I pray, I rest
You: Before I rest, I pray
You: Now I lay me, down to sleep
You: I pray the lord
You: My soul to keep...
Stranger: very nice my child
You: Indeed
Stranger: the lord has a question for thou child
You: Yes...
Stranger: art thow christian or catholic?
You: I am both
Stranger: tell the lord how thou child has made this possible?
You: History has made it such
Stranger: child...
Stranger: do thou belive that Christ was a reincarnation of me or my child?
You: Christ is a reincarnation of all of those who choose to love, give, and show the word of God through their actions everyday
You: To live as he did, Christ lives in each and everyone of us...
Stranger: would thou child like to know the truth?
You: Yes...
Stranger: Christ was the result of too many beers and was a mistake
You: Ah well, can't blame god for good taste now, can you?
Stranger: no thou carnt
Stranger: i am having a confession box
Stranger: would thou like to confess?
You: Yes...
You: I confess that I thought God should have drank Whiskey...
Stranger: god say
Stranger: but wisky is for old cunts
Stranger: whiskey*
You: Ahh yes... and God is ageless
Stranger: yes
Stranger: if thou god was old
Stranger: thou god would drink wiskey
Stranger: but
Stranger: as thou should know
Stranger: god can change his image
Stranger: so if i feel like fuking and old bitch i look like a grampar
Stranger: if i feel liek fuking a 15yr old i become a teen and go to a party
Stranger: does thou understand?
You: thou understands
You: as I am a 15 yr old at a party
Stranger: child
Stranger: befor you type anymore
Stranger: this question is very important
You: ...
Stranger: the answer depends on life and death for thou
You: ?
Stranger: art thou a girl or a guy
Stranger: but thou should not lye
Stranger: because i already know
You: What do you think?
Stranger: god is all knowing
Stranger: so if thou lyes
Stranger: THOU SHALL BE STUCK DOWN TO HELL
Stranger: TO REPENT FOR ETERITY
You: Thou art the Devil...
You: and everyone knowd
You: the devil wears Prada
You: Therefore
You: she is a woman
Stranger: the devil is a girl
Stranger: but does thow prefer that
You: Yes
You: Because I wear Prada
Stranger: thou art were prada
Stranger: so thou are a girl or a crossdereser
You: A girl
Stranger: mhmmm
Stranger: thou art 16?
You: Thou are ageless
You: and can take many forms
Stranger: im asking u not me the almighty
You: AHHH but where there is heaven
You: there is hell
You: so we are as old as eachother
You: and if u are ageless
Stranger: so thou art the devil?
You: then so am I
You: Indeed
You: magic number 6
Stranger: thou lives at 666?
You: yes
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: thou should come over for tea one time
Stranger: i live next door
You: currently it is 66 degrees, so I have to turn up the thermostat
Stranger: 665
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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