THIS...IS...THE...PAAAAAAIN...KILLLLLLLLLAR!

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Stranger: FASTER THAN A BULLET
Stranger: TERRIFYING SCREAM
Stranger: ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGAH HE'S HALF MAN AND HALF MACHINE
Stranger: RIDES THE METAL MONSTAH
Stranger: BREATHING SMOKE AND FIYAH
You: :-O
Stranger: CLOSING IN WITH VENGEANCE SOARING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
Stranger: HE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAAAAAINKIIIILLLLLLLAAR
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAAAAAAAAAIN KILLLLLLLAR
Stranger: PLANETS DEVESTATED
You: AHHHHHH!
Stranger: MANKIND'S ON IT'S KNEES
Stranger: A SAVIOR COMES FROM OUT THE SKIES IN ANSWER TO THEIR PLEASE
You: How do you kill pain?
Stranger: THROUGH BOILING CLOUDS OF THUNDAR
Stranger: BLASTING BOLTS OF STEAL
Stranger: EVIL'S GOING UNDER DEADLY WHEEEEEEEEEEEELS
Stranger: HE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
You: O
You: m
You: fg
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET
Stranger: LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB
Stranger: CHROMIUM PLATED BOILING METAL
Stranger: BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUUUUUUUUNSS!!!
Stranger: *GUITAR SOLO*
You: hahahahhaa
Stranger: FLYING HIGH ON RAPTURE
Stranger: STRONGER FREE AND BRAVE
Stranger: NEVER MORE ENCAPTURED THEY'VE BEEN BROUGHT BACK FROM THE GRAVE
Stranger: WITH MANKIND RESURRECTED
Stranger: FOREVER TO SURVIVE
Stranger: RETURNS FROM ARMAGGEDDON TO THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
Stranger: HE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: WHEELS
Stranger: OF
Stranger: STEEL
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: DEADLY WHEELS PAINKILLER
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: HE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: HE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAINKILLER
Stranger: PAIN!
Stranger: PAIN!
Stranger: KILLER!
Stranger: KILLER!
Stranger: PAIN!
You: *guitars*
Stranger: PAIN!
Stranger: KILLER!
Stranger: KILLAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!1
You: *claps*
Stranger: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
Stranger: CAN'T...
Stranger: STOP...
Stranger: THE
Stranger: PAIN
Stranger: KILL
Stranger: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: PAIN!