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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there sir
You: or madam!
Stranger: hi there madam
You: or sir!
Stranger: OH MY GAWD THIS IS CONFUSING
Stranger: hi there stranger
You: good, glad to see you survived it
Stranger: how are you today?
You: thought I'd have to clean more brains off the carpet again
You: oh, well, good, except for the brain cleaning thing
You: and how are you?
Stranger: I wouldnt blow my brains out, I would hang myself
Stranger: im fine, im hanging in there so to speak
You: that's good to know
You: I was worried you head might spontaneously esplode
You: that's right I said ESPLODE
Stranger: esplodation huh?
Stranger: where are you from mysteryman?
Stranger: or madam
You: esplodins are teh bestest
You: I am from the US of A
You: and you?
You: and I am a madam
You: but no the kind that runs brothels
Stranger: i was acctually looking for madams that run brothels.. you wouldnt like to start one would you?
Stranger: im from the swed and en
You: very nice!
Stranger: and im about to sleep so this site just keeps me up, f*** i hate it
You: well, I dunno about runnin' no brothels
You: yes, it is addictive
Stranger: it sure is
Stranger: have you ever been in a cockpit before?
You: and i keep coming here to mess around and then i start to actually talk to people
You: no, but I have been in a tank before
Stranger: same here, lol
Stranger: oh you have =) did you like it?
Stranger: i was in the army last year
Stranger: i was in a lot of tanks
You: and is that all the tanks you got?
You: sorry, bad joke
Stranger: hmmmm... not sure i got that one. My swedish mind is too slow ya know
You: it's kind of a weird one
Stranger: but hey at least i love pink tanks
Stranger: lol
You: pink tanks? you swedes have a very cool army!
You: nothing wrong with your mind, my jokes are all terrible
You: they smell like fish
Stranger: the inside was pink, smelled like fish indeed
You: me thinks you have a dirty mind
Stranger: and behind the tank was a brown little hole that we were told not to enter
You: yes, me knows you have a dirty mind
Stranger: me thinks you started it!!!
You: well, I never!
Stranger: ofcourse im dirty, im lying naked in bed chatting with a stranger who likes tanks..
Stranger: stranger stranger
You: my, I have never seen such a large....
You: BEAR RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: AW GAWD I CANT SLEEP NOW
You: yeah, bears will do that to you
Stranger: too bad i wont go on the cam for you to show you my
Stranger: BUMBLEBEE RIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDER
You: OMG!!!!
Stranger: damn Im slow..
You: well, some girls like that sort of thing
You: in fact, i think most do
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: would you like some candy?
Stranger: there is candy in the trunk of my car =) care to hop in?
You: only if you have a puppy, too
Stranger: i feel a strange connection going between us
You: yes, well, that will happen
Stranger: so tell me sir, whats your age?
You: I am still not a sir, I told you that already
Stranger: ofcourse =)
Stranger: oh sorry, I just like the word sir.. How old are you madam?
You: and my age is a classified secret
You: I could tell you, but your head would esplode
Stranger: I hate secrets =/
Stranger: esplode in a pile of orgasms?
You: yes, well, tell that to the government
You: I did not know that you could have a pile of orgasms
You: that is news to me
You: well, I for one am sick of waiting for that candy I was promised
Stranger: have you never hit the g-spot?
You: hit it with what?
You: I don't think hitting it is a good idea
You: no piles of orgasms that way
You: I shall be leaving soon
Stranger: if you hit it with a soda can i can garantee it will esplode
You: best of luck to you and your fish tank!
Stranger: well it was nice talking to ya,
Stranger: are you from /b/?
Stranger: TELL ME MADAM
You: I am from saskatchewan
Stranger: I hate that place =/
You: me too
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there sir
You: or madam!
Stranger: hi there madam
You: or sir!
Stranger: OH MY GAWD THIS IS CONFUSING
Stranger: hi there stranger
You: good, glad to see you survived it
Stranger: how are you today?
You: thought I'd have to clean more brains off the carpet again
You: oh, well, good, except for the brain cleaning thing
You: and how are you?
Stranger: I wouldnt blow my brains out, I would hang myself
Stranger: im fine, im hanging in there so to speak
You: that's good to know
You: I was worried you head might spontaneously esplode
You: that's right I said ESPLODE
Stranger: esplodation huh?
Stranger: where are you from mysteryman?
Stranger: or madam
You: esplodins are teh bestest
You: I am from the US of A
You: and you?
You: and I am a madam
You: but no the kind that runs brothels
Stranger: i was acctually looking for madams that run brothels.. you wouldnt like to start one would you?
Stranger: im from the swed and en
You: very nice!
Stranger: and im about to sleep so this site just keeps me up, f*** i hate it
You: well, I dunno about runnin' no brothels
You: yes, it is addictive
Stranger: it sure is
Stranger: have you ever been in a cockpit before?
You: and i keep coming here to mess around and then i start to actually talk to people
You: no, but I have been in a tank before
Stranger: same here, lol
Stranger: oh you have =) did you like it?
Stranger: i was in the army last year
Stranger: i was in a lot of tanks
You: and is that all the tanks you got?
You: sorry, bad joke
Stranger: hmmmm... not sure i got that one. My swedish mind is too slow ya know
You: it's kind of a weird one
Stranger: but hey at least i love pink tanks
Stranger: lol
You: pink tanks? you swedes have a very cool army!
You: nothing wrong with your mind, my jokes are all terrible
You: they smell like fish
Stranger: the inside was pink, smelled like fish indeed
You: me thinks you have a dirty mind
Stranger: and behind the tank was a brown little hole that we were told not to enter
You: yes, me knows you have a dirty mind
Stranger: me thinks you started it!!!
You: well, I never!
Stranger: ofcourse im dirty, im lying naked in bed chatting with a stranger who likes tanks..
Stranger: stranger stranger
You: my, I have never seen such a large....
You: BEAR RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: AW GAWD I CANT SLEEP NOW
You: yeah, bears will do that to you
Stranger: too bad i wont go on the cam for you to show you my
Stranger: BUMBLEBEE RIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDER
You: OMG!!!!
Stranger: damn Im slow..
You: well, some girls like that sort of thing
You: in fact, i think most do
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: would you like some candy?
Stranger: there is candy in the trunk of my car =) care to hop in?
You: only if you have a puppy, too
Stranger: i feel a strange connection going between us
You: yes, well, that will happen
Stranger: so tell me sir, whats your age?
You: I am still not a sir, I told you that already
Stranger: ofcourse =)
Stranger: oh sorry, I just like the word sir.. How old are you madam?
You: and my age is a classified secret
You: I could tell you, but your head would esplode
Stranger: I hate secrets =/
Stranger: esplode in a pile of orgasms?
You: yes, well, tell that to the government
You: I did not know that you could have a pile of orgasms
You: that is news to me
You: well, I for one am sick of waiting for that candy I was promised
Stranger: have you never hit the g-spot?
You: hit it with what?
You: I don't think hitting it is a good idea
You: no piles of orgasms that way
You: I shall be leaving soon
Stranger: if you hit it with a soda can i can garantee it will esplode
You: best of luck to you and your fish tank!
Stranger: well it was nice talking to ya,
Stranger: are you from /b/?
Stranger: TELL ME MADAM
You: I am from saskatchewan
Stranger: I hate that place =/
You: me too
You have disconnected.
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