We are talking about a phone, right?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: 8=====D ?
You: is that a big smile?
Stranger: yes
You: or are u just happy to see me?
Stranger: It is my phone
Stranger: funny desing
You: what part do you talk into?
Stranger: design
Stranger: in " D "
You: ahh and where do you dial?
Stranger: But the signal is weak sometimes :(
You: Did you try hitting it?
Stranger: I tryed many things
Stranger: Flash in toilet
Stranger: Didnt work
Stranger: Smash on pole
Stranger: I gave to my dog
Stranger: even my cat
You: aww, sounds like you need a new one!
Stranger: I need a wooden one
Stranger: They say :" It is good stuff"
You: I've never seen one of those
Stranger: I don't know , I can still use my old one
You: do you have a case?
Stranger: Yeah , a funny stretchy one
Stranger: Cause I can drop and nothing happen
You: Thats true
You: you don't want to break it
Stranger: Correct
You: or even scratch it
Stranger: Soo Do you have a cellphone or phone ?
You: i have both
Stranger: And how do you feel with that ?
You: well, i seldom ever talk on my phone
You: but my family usually helps me to use it
Stranger: Ah huh
Stranger: I got it
You: we have family time
Stranger: It must be fun , one phone to for all family
You: we're very close
Stranger: I see , you even use same phone
Stranger: That's a good connection , there
You: well, its just cheaper and less of a hassle
Stranger: It's good to think about future
You: indeed
Stranger: Don't need to pay much for phone
You: no no
You: and everyone gets a turn
Stranger: yes ?
Stranger: oh
You: i have to go now... phone

Your conversational partner has disconnected.