And What About that Bike I Asked for When I Was 10?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: mello!

You: hello!

You: rather

You: dunno where that m came from

Stranger: do you likes Hitler?

Stranger: the mizeravao

You: not especially

Stranger: why not?

You: never knew the guy

You: died long before I was born

You: born

You: it's like asking, do you like Jesus?

You: how should I know?

Stranger: i hate he

You: Jesus?

You: well, you're entitled to your opinion

Stranger: no, your father

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You: Jesus is my father!

You: how dare you!

Stranger: hoho and im the father noel

You: nice to meet you father noel

You: now let's get to all of those ponies you never brought me

Stranger: do you like she?

You: ponies? love 'em
Stranger: are you gay?

You: not gay

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: that's good

You: don't like women that much

Stranger: i hate , i finish our relachionchip

Your conversational partner has disconnected.