DUDE...?

Stranger: GREETINGS TRAVELER!
You: GREETINGS TO YOU!
Stranger: YEAH!!
You: so...
Stranger: what amazing things are going on 2nite?!?!@
You: NOTHING!
You: Im talking to u!
You: lol
Stranger: no way
You: U seem exciting!
Stranger: are you a chick?
You: yes
You: u?
Stranger: i thought so
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nope i'm a dude
You: sad
You: i thought u were a man
You: ur just a dude
You: lol
Stranger: i'm THE DUDE!
You: THE DUDE?
You: Whats that entail?
Stranger: the big lebowski?
You: SO you were in the big lebowski?
Stranger: oh yeah i am the big lebowski!
You: wow!
Stranger: it's a true story based on me
You: no wonder you are THE DUDE
Stranger: the motha fucking P i M P!
Stranger: yeah doooode!
You: OMG YOUR 50 NOW!
Stranger: only on the outside
You: so you arent a P i M P
You: :o(
You: You are just THE DUDE
Stranger: THE PIMP DUDE
Stranger: yeahhhhhhhh
You: wowza
You: amazing
You: im in awe of ur DUDE-tasticness
Stranger: you should be
You: yeah... one question
You: DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.