What Are the Chances?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI!
You: Snoop DOG?
Stranger: yizzle
You: I've been hoping to run across him
You: SWEET!
You: I just spoke to Coolio
Stranger: thats mah cuz naw meen?
You: he's in holland now, you know
Stranger: really?
You: that's what he said
Stranger: nice
You: smoking a big ol' blunt, I'll bet
Stranger: who are yoizzle?
You: the US
You: oh, who
You: sorry
You: I am of little consequence
You: and even littler reading skillz
Stranger: saw good dawg
You: yes, most people these days have never heard of my books
You: been dead lo these many centuries
You: and no one to keep up my PR
Stranger: i wrote the bible nigga
You: yes, so I've heard
Stranger: snoop is peacin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.