They Almost Had Me, Too!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: koolaid??

You: yes please

You: green

You: lotsa sugar

Stranger: poop

You: where?

Stranger: i need to find it

You: oh, I can hook you up with that

Stranger: its your ear somewhere

You: dog or donkey?

You: no, I have no ears

You: but there is a cannibal

You: right

You: BEHIND YOU

Stranger: hbjzd;kdfzgihGDhjzagihagshg

You: did he getcha

Stranger: i have female next to me

You: female cannibal?

Stranger: not yet lol but wes got handcuffs lol

You: good cause you're gonna need en

You: now go get 2 rolls of masking tape

You: duct tape will do in a pinch

You: and a clean sock

You: CLEAN mind you

You: and a larg jug of maple syrup

You: I think you can take it from there

Stranger: your a male arent u

You: hells no

Stranger: us females???

You: US grade A females

Stranger: am i's a males?????????

You: that's what the tattoo says anyway

You: well, I'm not the one who can answer that

Stranger: guess

You: that female cannibal can help you out though

You: I guess...PONY!

Stranger: nfhfjdjdbhgfbgdhjfjn

Stranger: guess

You: oh shit, it's the fuzz!

Stranger: oh yes

You have disconnected.