Mars Men Are Uneasy

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You: rabbits?

Stranger: nihao

You: hello!

Stranger: nihao

You: japan?

Stranger: korean

Stranger: I am from mars

You: that is good :)

Stranger: where are u from

You: venus!

Stranger: oh yeah

You: what a good match!

Stranger: earth is dangerous place

You: terrifying

Stranger: let us go gack to mars

You: any time

You: your spaceship or mine?

Stranger: I was lost in asia ~

Stranger: where are u?

You: the US

You: so strange

You: so shiny

Stranger: oh my spaceship is fast enough

You: good to hear

Stranger: I'll get u a min later

You: ok

Stranger: by the way ~u are female or male?

You: female, last time I checked

Stranger: I'll get sth ready for u

You: sounds like a plan

You: I'll be wearing purple

Stranger: oh~

Stranger: better than wear nothing

You: well, I need something to deflect the solar rays

Stranger: I think mars~is not suitable for us two

Stranger: how about venus~?

Stranger: it is a romantic planet

You: well there are very many other women there

Stranger: better than anywhere else

Stranger: yeah~

You: but mostly they are ugly

You: so it's a toss up

Stranger: that's what I mean

Stranger: I like beatiful girl

Stranger: olala

You: ahhh, me too!

Stranger: ......

Stranger: lesbian

Stranger: oh jesus

You: only in the winter

Stranger: forgive me

You: but of course

Stranger: I'll change my partner

You: you have perfect manners

Stranger: what should I say ~thank you

You: you are welcome!

Stranger: any way ~ I like u in last min~

You: I like you too, but who is your new partner?

Stranger: so I 'll take u to leave this planet~whether u r les or not

You: that is good

You: I can not stand it here much longer

Stranger: U can take your girlfriend

You: that is good!

You: she is quite ripe

Stranger: oh ~really

You: yes

Stranger: u can also take some more hot chicks

You: we'll have to

You: the ones on venus are so very ugly

You: we will have to start from scratch

Stranger: I think we can get there safely

You: good

You: how long will it take?

Stranger: hang on~
You: ok

Stranger: how old are u?baby

You: 27 in venus years

Stranger: I forget to ask u this

You: but I don't know how that converts

Stranger: this is a big factor in our plan to vensus

You: the math here is difficult

Stranger: so~ forget it

You: I will

You: what is mars like?

Stranger: oh beatifuplace

Stranger: I'll bet

You: you have never been?

You: but I thought you were from mars?

Stranger: u never sees such beautiful planet before

Stranger: yeap

Stranger: mars is my hometown

You: you are lucky then

Stranger: your hometown is earth?
Stranger: what a shame~

You: no, venus

Stranger: sigh

You: earth is ugly

You: not enough gasses

You: too much dirt

Stranger: oh~?You can discribe how vesus like

You: many clouds

You: no plants

You: no dirt

Stranger: Is there any sorts for us to visit?

You: there is a city there where I lived

Stranger: en hm

You: it was very cold, but pretty

You: the houses were made of ice

Stranger: I think u must be a very beatiful female vesusian

You: I miss it

You: thank you :)

Stranger: in mars we human are very tough

You: yes?

Stranger: we must couter against the human from earth

You: yes, the humans are not kind

Stranger: there are more and more human from earth wanna to get to mars

Stranger: sigh

You: yes, it makes me sad too

Stranger: by the way ~what city are u now~ I'll setup my gps

You: ok

You: I am in Chicago, Illinois

Stranger: oh~ rather big city

You: yes...very many humans

You: what does your ship look like?

You: so that I may know when I see it

Stranger: some stuff like~eh....

Stranger: a condom?

You: hmmmm...I do not know that word :(

Stranger: ～：）

You: ahhhh, ok

Stranger: sigh~

You: I will be waiting! :)

You: good bye!

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