Do You Know The Way 2 San Jose?

You: Do You Know The Way 2 San Jose?
Stranger: left
Stranger: then right
You: thanx
Stranger: no problemo
You: is that it?
Stranger: well
You: You are better than the stupid navigation!
Stranger: you might encounter a giant hole in the earth so there might be a minor detour
Stranger: thats what i've been told!
Stranger: :)
You: phew
You: I don't want to make a journey to the centre of the earth!
Stranger: yeah that'd be bad
You: i dont need a flat tire
Stranger: driving out of the earth wouldn't be any fun with flat tires!
You: true
You: Who knew San Jose would be so difficult?
Stranger: psh, i don't think anyone did
You: it is near techtonic plates
You: so i can see why there is a hole
Stranger: yep
Stranger: pretty intense area if you ask me
You: indeed
You: really shakes up a person!
Stranger: be sure to leave the kids at home
You: I will
You: But they live in San Jose
You: hahaha
Stranger: oh shit!'
Stranger: haha
You: thats why i need to get there
You: hahaha
Stranger: well
Stranger: hopefully they know how to not fall into that giant hole.
You: Otherwise I'll have to call AAA
You: and can u imagine that service fee :o/
Stranger: yeah i think they raised it to like a trillion dollars
You: especially since its the centre of the earth
You: oh well, here goes nothing!
Stranger: haha good luck
You: Thanx 4 the directions!
Stranger: np!
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye!!