What's On Tap?

You: What's on tap?
Stranger: Didn't know I had to be a bartender today.
Stranger: COCKS!
Stranger: Now that that's out of the way, hi.
Stranger: What Else Is On tap?
You: yeah
You: hahhahaha
Stranger: Erm...
You: :-p
You: u see
Stranger: Lessee.
You: lol
Stranger: Ah, well.
You: then it would be perfect
You: hahha
Stranger: We don't have any COCKS on tap today.
Stranger: We do have Newcastle.
You: lol
You: damn
Stranger: And Guiness.
You: i coulda used the taste of COCKS
You: it really helps u after a long hard day
Stranger: We ran out of COCKS a while ago. It's very popular.
You: good ole COCKS
Stranger: Yep.
You: sad
Stranger: Try again tomorrow, maybe we'll restock.
You: ahh ok ;)
You: U know what goes good with COCKS?
Stranger: What?
You: Fish Fry!
You: HA HA HA
Stranger: Fish and COCKS. Makes sense, I guess.
You: Indeed
You: Tastes great all 2gether
Stranger: Can't say I've tried it, but I'll add it to the menu.
Stranger: *walks into the back room... never to be seen again.*