Got Milk?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: got milk?
You: all the time
You: it does a body good
Stranger: this is great news
You: yes
Stranger: number 42 needs two pints - please deliver
You: ok
You: what percent?
Stranger: 1% she's a fat a momma
You: ok
You: no chocolate milk?
Stranger: no way she has to lose weight before she gets any of that. Sh is running the risk of a cardiac carrying that weight
You: chocolate milk is 1% these days
Stranger: well it won't taste good, that's craziness
You: lol
You: to her maybe
You: why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free
Stranger: everything tastes good to her. they need to staple her stomach
You: or her mouth
Stranger: her stomach from the mouth!
You: lol
You: poor lady
You: how much she weigh?
Stranger: yes but her old man - he's twice the fucking size!
Stranger: 360 pounds
You: sounds like they have a good sex life
You: hahah
Stranger: and they got an exercise dvd for christmas - "touch your toes" " touch em I ain't seen em for 15 years!"
You: who wants sausage, when all u got is bun?
Stranger: LOL
You: hahaahahaha
You: all u need is bun
You: haha
Stranger: bun is all you need
You: thats like 50 cents fat bitch song
You: sounds like its her anthem
Stranger: fiddy cent!
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