You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no MORE WIRE HANGERS!
Stranger: BUT I HAVE WIRE CUTTERS!
You: good! Then our escape whould be easy
Stranger: :O
Stranger: becarfuly of the guards
Stranger: they rape lil children
You: they are large and gassy
Stranger: :O
You: and they stole my socks
Stranger: ohmy
You: I know
Stranger: :O
Stranger: BASTARDS
You: I KNOW!
You: but if you take the high road, and I take the low road
Stranger: sounds good :)
You: we can meet in the middle at that old georgia pine
You: then it's a plan!
Stranger: sounds good!
Stranger: that time?
You: no, the other time...
You: this one time
Stranger: alright
You: all wrong!
You: no no no!
You: this will never work
You: I THINK
You: I am not long
You: for this
You: world...
Stranger: be at peace friend
Stranger: be
Stranger: at
Stranger: peace
You: arg arg I'm dying you idiot!
Stranger: here, lettme help
Stranger: *pulls out G45 & puts a cap in your ass*
You: *fin*
You have disconnected.
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