Better than Oprah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Good day

Stranger: kind sir

You: salutations!

You: though I am not a sir

Stranger: thats a weird word if you think about it long enough

You: I feel slightly offended

You: which one?

Stranger: sorry.. i just got a guy 'vibe'

Stranger: salutations

You: no problem, just kidding with you

You: true, true

Stranger: me too, i didnt really feel a 'vibe;

Stranger: thats for hippies

You: good point!

Stranger: fo shiz

Stranger: i'm also gangster

Stranger: im a gangster hippie

You: good to know

Stranger: yup

You: I am a werewolf pirate meself

Stranger: woah

Stranger: thats badass

You: it's a hard life

Stranger: no way, sounds awesome

You: trying to sail a ship alone is a pain in the ass

Stranger: you'd make the best villain

Stranger: why don't you get some slaves?

You: I eat them all :(

Stranger: put an add in craigslist

Stranger: oh dear

You: yeah, I just can't find enough takers

Stranger: ROBOTS

Stranger: robots

Stranger: thats your solution

Stranger: you wouldnt eat metal would you?

You: now there's a great idea!
You: I had not considered it

You: the best thing I had come up with was garden gnomes

Stranger: I should be a life coach i think

You: because they taste bad

You: I'd say you'd be great at it

Stranger: yeah?

You: yeah!

Stranger: thanks :)

You: I mean, I was considering giving up the sea

You: but now, you've given me hope

Stranger: wow, i'm glad I helped

You: yeah, totally
Stranger: Are you having any more problems? I'm feeling confident now

You: hey, if I ever run into you in real life, mention this convo and I promise I won't eat you

You: hmmmm....well, my love life's been suffering

You: all this hair

You: nt too many guys dig hairy chicks

Stranger: for sure! and it wouldn't be hard to pick you out of a crowed. hmm love life

Stranger: crowd*

Stranger: Have you tried waxing?

You: I can't afford it...like I said, the pirate thing hasn't been working out :(

Stranger: Or you could put an ad in the personals

You: true, true

Stranger: maybe there is a guy out there that was a hair fetish1

Stranger: !

You: you think? That would be perfect!

Stranger: He'd find it kinky

Stranger: Yeah!

You: mmmm, well it i kinky

You: curly almost....

Stranger: It would be like permanent role play

You: true

Stranger: I think you should give it a try!

Stranger: even post some on the internet

You: "hairy chick looking for kicks"

Stranger: if being a pirate falls through i think you'd have a chance as a porn star
You: bow chicka bow wow

You: that's the title of the first one

Stranger: maybe play a female chewbacca in a Starwars porno remake

You: good call

You: I could steal princess leia's bikini

Stranger: This is a career made for you, seirousky

You: see, you're an awesome life coach

Stranger: what can i say

Stranger: gangster hippies make good life coachs

You: apparantly!

You: been through it all, I suppose

You: that helps

Stranger: we have the aggressive side but also the more soft ad understanding side

Stranger: true true

You: the bling and the patchouli

Stranger: i got shot 7 times

Stranger: because i was putting flowers in the popos gun

You: ouch!
You: all in the same place?

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: left a hole in my chest the size of a tennis ball

You: that is hard core

You: but a good place to hide the bong

Stranger: yeah but, i was really sensitive afterwards and did a lot of drugs

Stranger: oh wow! i never thought about that

Stranger: how handy

You: whatever you need to do to get by

Stranger: i gotta tell my bros

You: that's how I'll know ya

Stranger: yeah people dont understand how hard it is living the gangster hippie life style

You: the hippie with the blinged bong in his/ner chest

Stranger: we're always contradicting ourselves

Stranger: totally

Stranger: and ill be wearing baggy low rise jeans, but with flower patches on them

Stranger: gotta represent

You: sweet

You: well, nice chatting

You: I gotta go find me a directoy

Stranger: you too bro

You: director

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: i can see you going places

You have disconnected.