Sunday, April 26, 2009

Pedantry Isn't Fun? I Beg to Differ!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I saw the sign
You: and it opened up my eyes
Stranger: SHUT UP AND LISTEN.... I AM SANGER ZONVOLT, THE SWORD THAT VANQUISHES EVIL!
You: my word!
You: that is important news!
You: what must I do, oh vanquisher of evil?
Stranger: YOU MAY DIE
You: but...what if I don't?
Stranger: *Cleaves you* THERE IS NOTHING MY COLLOSAL BLADE CANNOT CUT!
You: I mean, may implies a pssibility, not a definite thing
You: I don't appear dead yet :(
Stranger: you're no fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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