Aussie Offends!

Stranger: I'm required by Australian Law to inform you that I am a former sex offender
Stranger: hows it going?
You: im offended
You: lol
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: :P
You: You've violated it
You: lol
Stranger: well i do try
Stranger: ;P
You: Figures haha, u guys always re-offend
Stranger: hey hey
Stranger: who you calling guy?
You: recidivism rates are high
Stranger: FEMALE sex offender tyvm
You: even more offensive lol
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: *interested expression*
You: Because ur few and far
Stranger: far?
You: Mary K Letourneau
You: hahaha
Stranger: Mary K?
You: she's a sex offender that married her student
You: waaaaaaaaaaaay later
Stranger: ooooh scandalous
You: theyre still married
You: haha
Stranger: well, thats just sweet
You: yes
You: She gets to offend him for the rest of his life
Stranger: well this wasnt as terrifying for you as i would have liked, im off to try my one liners elsewhere
Stranger: :D
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: LOL
You: yes
You: bye!