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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: talk to me?
You: ok
You: about what?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: hold me?
You: ok
Stranger: thanks
You: *holds*
Stranger: comfort me?
You: ok
Stranger: thanks
You: *comforts*
Stranger: *steals all your money*
You: *cries*
You: *but would do it again*
Stranger: *steals all your stuff*
You: *gives it willingly*
Stranger: *clogs your toillet and lets it over flow*
You: *fixes toilet*
Stranger: have any pets?
You: Yes
Stranger: what
You: Ferret, Bird, Cat
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: *steals pets*
You: *smiles*
You: *thinks, 'no more smell'*
Stranger: *puts pets in blender, makes pet shake, sells pet shake to children*
You: *thinks... 'oh well'*
You: *then cries some more*
Stranger: are you a guy or gal?
You: girl
You: u?
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: i was expecting guy
You: haha why?
Stranger: then i would say not anymore
Stranger: and so forth
You: ahh
Stranger: yeah
You: sorry :o(
Stranger: doesnt work so well with women
You: True...
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: that threw me off
Stranger: got a car?
You: Yes
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: *slashes tires and puts sugar inthe gas tank*
You: *says, "eh, I don't like 2 drive"*
Stranger: so where do you live?
You: US
Stranger: which state?
You: NY
Stranger: not anymore
You: U steal my state?
Stranger: *kidnaps you, takes you to detroit, leaves you in shitty area*
You: *says, oh I can get white castles*
Stranger: *poisons ny water supply*
You: *says 'eh, I drink bottled*
Stranger: do you live in the city
You: No
Stranger: aw damn
Stranger: not anymore
You: ...
Stranger: *takes you to city and leaves you in times square*
You: *calls friend who works for NYPD*
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: *destroys all communication technology*
Stranger: that one sucked....
You: yeah
You: its ok...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no its not
You: yeah
You: it was bad
Stranger: ...
You: But I woulda called a cab
Stranger: ...
You: *hails cab*
Stranger: not anymore
Stranger: *uses ninja sword and cuts off your arms*
You: *doesnt use arms to hail*
Stranger: oh your a girl
Stranger: you can use your legs
You: *whistles*
Stranger: ill let you take the cab
You: lol
Stranger: but how can you pay fo rit
Stranger: i stole all your money
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: damn thats true
You: *uses imagination*
Stranger: you just have to flirt a little and you get everything you want for free
You: sometimes
Stranger: CAREFUL! using your imagination can be fangerous
Stranger: dangerous
You: indeed...
You: apparently yours is haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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