OMG I'M LATE!!!

You: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: RING RING RING RING
You: OMG!
You: YOU WOKE ME!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry dude your late for work GET THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!
You: AHHHH
You: LEMME GET DRESSED!!!
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: WHERE"S MY PANTS!?
You: I GOTTA FIND MY PANTS!
Stranger: JESUS WHERE YOU ALWAYS LEAVE THEM IN THE BATHROOM !!!
You: AHHHH!!!
You: OH MY GOD, LOOOOOK AT MY HAIR!
You: OH 4GET IT!
Stranger: TO LATE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW
You: I KNOW!!!
Stranger: SHIT AT LEAST HAVE A PIECE OF TOAST BEFORE YOU GO
You: OMG THANX
You: WHERES THE BUTTER!
You: I NEED BUTTER!!!
Stranger: BUTTER IS DONE, I FORGOT TO GO TO THE SHOPS LAST NIGHT
You: DAMN
You: OH GIMME THE TOAST!
Stranger: YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT IT DRY ARE YOU?
You: NO
You: GIMME THE JAM!
Stranger: STRAWBERRY OR RASPBERRY?
You: RASPBERRY!!!
Stranger: OK
You: THANXXXXXX
You: ITS SOOO GOOD!!!
You: OMG IM LATE!!!
You: I GOTTA GO, WHERE'S MY KISS!?!?!
Stranger: NO PROBLEM, DON'T DRIVE TO FAST
Stranger: **KISSES**
Stranger: LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER
You: I WILL!!!
You: BYE!!!
Stranger: BYE BYE DEAR