On Cheetos and Cheetahs

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: nice rack
You: yes, it's where I keep all of my guns :)
Stranger: please dont hurt me You: only if you want me to
Stranger: im sitting on a beanbag, naked, eating cheetos
You: mmmm, I think I heard a similar story before
Stranger: i know, are you a televangalist?
You: just be careful of the hot cheetos
You: why, yes I am!
Stranger: you be talking about cheetas, not cheetos
You: wait...what's the difference again?
Stranger: the other ones eat you
You: the hot ones or the ones with bean bags?
Stranger: i made that too easy for you....
You: I have so much to learn, grasshoppa
Stranger: hahaha
You: well, I prefer granola to either anyway
Stranger: dammit, you lured me into a cyber
You: not on purpose, i assure you
Stranger: anyways, the wife is waking up next to me, gotta go
You: ok!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.