You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
Stranger: HELLOO THAR
Stranger: :D
You: WHERE YA FROM!?!?!
Stranger: SPACE
Stranger: YOU?
You: Earth!
You: Greetings!
Stranger: THANK YOUI
Stranger: THE FIRST KIND EARTHLING ^_^
You: Ahhh thank you!
Stranger: Everyone is fucking crazzy man!
You: I know!!!!
Stranger: Run away when i get my anal probing gear out :(
You: Awwww
You: That's sad :o(
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Its for their own good!
Stranger: No
Stranger: You see thats the problem
You: Well, for yours!
Stranger: Everyone thinks anal probing is very scary and it hurts
Stranger: But it's not
Stranger: It's a slight prick
Stranger: And your good to go!
You: Why do you do it?
Stranger: Unless youi wanna stay fopr tea
Stranger: To test for aids
Stranger: We dnt want no STD'z on our ship kthnx
You: Ahhhh
Stranger: You see?
Stranger: We do not want to harm you
Stranger: We just want to say HAI !
Stranger: ^_^
You: But did you know... we have rapid tests here, that dont include probing?
Stranger: Yes. I know this. I looked at it on wikipedia
You: Hahaha...
Stranger: I see that these tests are not sufficient enough to find aids
You: True :o(
Stranger: Yep.
You: But how so with the rear?
Stranger: Easier.
Stranger: : D
You: ok...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I'll show you some time
Stranger: Wanna come back to my ship? ; )
You: Ahh
You: I get probed alllllllllllll the time
Stranger: No probing
Stranger: I see you have no aids
You: Ahh
You: What does your ship look like!?
Stranger: Like a giant burger
You: Ahhh...
You: A flying burger... like in Austin Powers, his big boy!
Stranger: Tastes like one too
Stranger: YE
Stranger: I LOVE THAT MOVIE
You: So you floated through space like him?
Stranger: Doctor evil is teh best
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: We met up once
Stranger: Had a few beers
You: He get probed?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: He let me molest his bald head if i didnt probe him
You: Ahh ok
You: You like to touch...
Stranger: Bald heads
Stranger: Yes
You: Its like a probe, no?
Stranger: So smoooth
Stranger: ...No
You: ok, then it is like?
Stranger: I'm sorry i have to go
Stranger: My ship is leaving
You: Have fun in outer space!
Stranger: I will
You: Good luck with the probing!?
Stranger: Have fun on earth
Stranger: tomato
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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