Saturday, April 18, 2009

First Kiss...

Stranger: HALLO THIS IS ARTHUR KIRKLAND, IS ALFRED F. JONES THERE? HE STOLE MY FIRST KISS, THAT DOLT.
You: BASTARD!
Stranger: D8< INDEED.
You: THAT JERK
You: U NEED TO GET IT BACK!
Stranger: I KNOW! >8 I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
You: U SHOULD CALL HIM!
You: NOW!
Stranger: GOOD IDEA!
Stranger: I WILL.
You: YEAH!
You: TELL HIM HOW U FEEL!
Stranger: Thank you for the advice.
You: anytime
You: :o)

1 comment:

  1. Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HALLO THIS IS ARTHUR KIRKLAND, IS ALFRED F. JONES THERE? HE STOLE MY FIRST KISS, THAT DOLT.
    You: THIS IS ALFRED F. JONES AND I ALSO HAVE YOUR SKIRT
    You: AND YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON
    Stranger: D:< Why did you take my skirt?! N-No, I don't even own a skirt!
    You: not any more you don't
    Stranger: And give me back the caps lock, pervert!!
    You: NEVER!!!
    Stranger: D: You idiot!
    You: I will fight you to the deapgh!
    You: on gaurd!
    You: this whole website is so retarded....
    Stranger: The word is 'Death,' Alfred! And you honestly don't want to challenge me to a fight. D:
    Stranger: Indeed it is.
    Stranger: XD;
    You: okay, well atleast you haven't asked me to cyber...
    You: that's cool
    Stranger: Mhm. I just like spamming people, pretending to be Arthur. c:
    You: http://ohmagah.blogspot.com/2009/04/first-kiss.html
    You: is that you?
    Stranger: Uhm.
    Stranger: [/goes to look]
    Stranger: HAHAA, THAT WAS ME!!
    You: You're famous.
    Stranger: That makes me happy, yes. c:
    You: well what would u like that person to know... if you had the chance to chat again?
    Stranger: Oh, I dunno. o:
    You: common, tell me
    Stranger: That Alfred and Arthur lived happily every after, thanks to their advice. ~
    You: will do.
    You: right now.
    Stranger: XD; Alright.

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