When Did He Move to Holland?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dying...
Stranger: hi \!
Stranger: ftom?
You: of boredom....
You: US
Stranger: ohno
Stranger: !
You: you?
You: I know
Stranger: i have to save you
Stranger: !
You: it hurts
Stranger: holland
Stranger: omygosh
You: bordome is like a millon gnomes chewing my intestines
Stranger: i'll be by your side
You: thank goodness someone will
Stranger: haha
Stranger: from?
You: everyone else has abandoned me except fro the harpies I work with
You: the US
Stranger: haaahaa
You: wait, didn't we just do that?
You: the where you from thing?
You: I am so confused
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jes
Stranger: we did
Stranger: i've lost my brains
You: oh, no! Not good!
You: but it is a cure to boredom, isn't it?
You: no brains, no boredom
You: an elegant solution really
You: I have a stapler, a pair of scissors, and a handfull of paperclips
You: that should be enough to successfully remove my brain
Stranger: :P
Stranger: you're funny
Stranger: x"D
You: boredome does funny things to a person....
Stranger: haha
Stranger: name?
You: Pathetic Cubicle Minion
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool name
You: that's my title, really
Stranger: ohkeey
You: they haven't assigned me a name yet
You: your name?
Stranger: coolio
You: you're a rapper, then?
Stranger: jes
You: hook me up with some good chronic, please
Stranger: i know how to entertain
You: so I've heard
Stranger: now, i'm tired, big day you konw.
Stranger: know
You: aww, too bad
You: you're the first celeb I've met here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'm honord
Stranger: by
Stranger: ?
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