Saturday, April 18, 2009

That was the best grammar I've ever had...

Stranger: Hey
You: ?
Stranger: !
You: ...
Stranger: ;;;;
You: :::
Stranger: Semicolons are sexier
You: they are
You: --- are hot
Stranger: ++++
Stranger: They're hot too but I wish they had more curves
You: \\\\\\\\\\\\\
You: {{{{{{{{{{
Stranger: God, I love it when you talk dirty to me
You: }}}}}}}}}}}}
You: Sexxxxxxxxy
Stranger: Ooo, like that baby!
You: ===========
Stranger: Dayum!
You: that hot enough for u?
Stranger: *swwons*
You: ****************
Stranger: *swoons
Stranger: I think I'm goING TO CUM
You: ^^^ like my carrot?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Oh fuck yes
You: ###
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: Oh oh oh oh oh... almost there
You: <><><><>
Stranger: Ah fuck, I'm coming
You: ((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))
Stranger: OH FUCK YES!
Stranger: I came
You: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Stranger: Damn, you want seconds?
Stranger: Kinky bitch
You: all over the semi colons
You: ;;;;
Stranger: Damn, you know what I like
You: yea ;o)
You: Im all about the punctuation
Stranger: Talk commas to me
You: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: Whew, I need a cold shower
You: ;o)
You: and a cigarette ;o)
Stranger: I love it when you mix them up, baby
You: ;,'`
Stranger: %)*
You: !@#$%^&*()
You: Dirrrrrrrrrrty
Stranger: Aw shit, you found my spot
You: i can do it in reverse
You: )(*&^%$#@!
Stranger: Aren't you talented?
Stranger: Show me what you can do with your #
You: yes
You: ##### #### ### ## #
Stranger: Nice rhythm
You: yeah
You: longer, then short
You: it means its fasssssssssst
Stranger: Mhmmm
Stranger: Well, don't stop
Stranger: Go all out on me, baby
You: <><><>####%%%%&&&&*@*@#%!^&$%@&#*($
Stranger: I think I'm going to cum again
You: ))))((((((*****$$$$$???//...!!!!@)@)@)@)#(#(#($*$$$&%^$^#
You: ----____------________-------__________________-----
Stranger: unf unf unf unf
Stranger: oh oh oh oh oh
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck I'm cumming
You: ( * )( * )
You: all over the *************
Stranger: Can I play with those?
You: play with my ***
Stranger: Oh yeah, I like it like that
Stranger: I'm touching my ^&$
You: touch my *()#*^%^#* hard
Stranger: Oh yes!
Stranger: It feels so hard baby
You: &*$($)#@) likes it rough
Stranger: My &$*#)(#()(!@@#@#@ needs to be rubbed
You: ($%^#*@)$*&)$* rub it fassssssssssst
Stranger: Goddamn
Stranger: :"{")_)@_@((@@@(#$_$)$)$_$_$_$
You: (&$(":$$??!!(*(*(*(*$&&$&$&$#@)~~~~~~~~~
You: oh *$^@( YEAH
Stranger: ):!@@#@#@#@#@@#@@#>>:@#@#@#@
Stranger: Fuck yes
You: hurt my lil ((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
Stranger: You're a bad !!!&!&!&!!!&!&!&!&!!&&!!&&!!&!
You: SPANK MY LIL @$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Stranger: Yeah, I will
Stranger: *#*#**#*#)@)@)@)@@
Stranger: Like that?
You: OH YEAH!!!!
Stranger: \{[{\[\{{{:;:;\[
Stranger: There's so more
You: &*#*$^*^$*#@(@(#&$$$$$))))@":":"{}{}{}{
Stranger: Take it
Stranger: Aw shit
You: {{{{{{}}}}}}
Stranger: @_@
You: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<__________
Stranger: Meh toes are curlin'
You: .,.,,<<<>>>
You: ****************++++++++++===============
Stranger: :p:'{{
Stranger: ------_-__-_-______---
Stranger: How'd you get so good at this?
You: --!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: My english teacher taught me
Stranger: You win
You: taught me where to stick it!
You: thank u :)
Stranger: At the end of a sentence?
You: yea
You: !
Stranger: That's where I like it baby!!!!@!!!!
You: YEA
Stranger: Damn, was I that good?
Stranger: You were out for a minute
You: better than all the rest
You: u knocked my !
Stranger: O.O You've been cheating on me?
You: ur my last
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: That's fine
You: i aint neva gonna find another
Stranger: Lmao
You: i want your $#@*$^$^*@ all the time
Stranger: That was the best grammar I've ever had
You: Yeah... u really know how to use it
Stranger: Thanks. I've had a lot of practice
You: i can tell
You: ;o)
Stranger: I used to be an English major
You: well that was majorly good
You: u deserve an award

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